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Does anyone read this blog anymore? Where is everyone? You can't actually be doing WORK, surely.

Kerry Packer dies

Australia's richest man has passed away.

A memorial show scheduled for most of the day on Channel Nine has been abruptly taken off air. A call from beyond the grave to the Nine HQs ordered the axing due to poor ratings. In an effort to draw more viewers back to Channel Nine the ghost of Kerry Packer instead ordered reruns of Hey Hey It's Saturday.

Sucked in, Grimshaw!!!

Finally, your smug face is off breakfast TV!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=77972

Jessica Rowe to co-host Today show
Sunday Dec 18 22:47 AEDT

The Nine Network has poached Ten newsreader Jessica Rowe to co-host its Today program, in a reshuffle that pushes Tracy Grimshaw to the helm of A Current Affair, sidelining Ray Martin.
Rowe, who for 10 years has co-anchored Ten's evening news, will co-host Today with Karl Stefanovic.

Stupidity Now!

Zarqawi 'captured, but let go'
December 17, 2005

BAGHDAD: Iraqi security forces allegedly caught terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi but released him because they did not realise who he was.

How long before the movie comes out?

"This is a most unusual love story.....He was an inmate and I was the medical doctor at the detention centre."

Your what!?

There are two parks near our house:

• The Slide Park (also known as "Survivor (tm) Park")
• The Swings Park

I took both boys to The Slide Park and while playing I noticed something

Someone/something had taken a crap at the top of the slide.

Now, I ask you what could be worse than taking your children to the park to have it desecrated in such a manner? Well, I tell you what could be worse - The graffiti left on the wall:

"Your such a b*tch!!"

Grammatical and spelling errors are worse than faeces.

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